So I have found a new source for a few laughs: Serious Sports News Network. Their take on why Lance is "unretiring" is that he felt bad that they canceled the Tour after he left, so he's coming back so the new young cyclists can ride in it. How could you not get a few giggles from the article? Here's a sneak peak:
"SSNN’s cycling expert also emerged from his office in the crawlspace beneath the sink to confirm that the Tour had not been cancelled, but simply has been ignored by American media outlets since Armstrong’s retirement. He was promptly expelled from the building and had his Eddy Mercx jersey confiscated."
Enjoy!
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